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How many of you were also forced to sing “I Believe I can Fly- R Kelly” when you were in grade school, raise your hand. I sang it as a duet

People act like their tax dollars shouldn’t support disabled people and that if they do, it must be the most bare bones life imaginable They want us to suffer They want us in legislated poverty. Why? Ableism. They want us to die faster because they see us as “useless eaters”

“Hey Siri is there real money making app? I don’t fake game” Actual ad I read

I’m not wishing death on him, I’m looking forward to it

Why would I care if the former president dies?

Note to self: you can’t say “maybe he’ll die” out loud when people talk about the president’s health

Client: “I’m going to tell you a little story right now” Me: “please god do not”

Dear Gen Z, what you call the “gen z stare” is actually the customer service stare that has existed long before any of us. What you actually do is this

21% of adults in the US are considered having low literacy skills. That’s roughly 43 million people and I work with all of them

I would like to kindly request everybody get the fuck over themselves 🩷

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Gen Z is the worse generation because who answers the phone just to not say anything? At least millennials have the decency to let it go to voicemail

Answering the phone isn’t an ethical obligation but if you google “how to answer the phone” every guide says to say hello or state your name. It’s basic phone etiquette to not make the person calling you guess when you’ve picked up the phone

I don’t mean to be an asshole, But what does Sinners and Superman have in common?

✨It’s about meeeeee today✨

Wow who would have thought that electing a rapist would have complicated the release of the Epstein Files?