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does anyone have tips on how to not spend $526 while online shopping

3yo helping fold laundry, just picked up my husband’s t-shirt out of the basket and said “oooooo here’s a nice sheet!”

in my slippers

My whole family made s’mores over the fire pit in the backyard while I stayed inside and made a s’more in the toaster oven

chill

Twitter was launched 19 years ago. What is your favorite tweet ever?

Yeah for instance if your perspective is “strangers are normal and smart”

I need to bounce on it like the Pixar lamp

I miss when CEOs went viral for their submarines imploding with them inside

I’m finding it hard to believe a CEO would behave this way. They’re usually such kind, virtuous people

I’d be lying if I said there isn’t a small part of me that feels i should be up on that espys stage with my fellow athletes after using my stair stepper 3 consecutive days in a row

42. Alison Brie is 42. This is fucking insane. this is fucking insane. It is so fucking insane that I’m gay