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@frogsdoulikedem
✨haunted but feeling just fine ✨
taylor swift as medications i fill at work: oxycodone 10 mg


someone sent me car fresheners with my cats face on them and i can’t figure out who sent them bc nobody knows
did anyone ask u to dance?? bc GIRL. i have heard some STORIES about how dangerous that is 😭😭
help… I just went to the tennis courts and saw something peculiar… the tennis courts were covered up with some tent-like thing
this is so funny bc i finally listened to them today and at the end she was talking about how we’d all react to so many and she was like “Em’s gonna get stressed out” and as soon as i saw she had sent so many i was like “i’ll listen as soon as i can are you okay” 😂😂
Just sent thirty minutes of voice clips to the gc in ~2 min increments
mushrooms for the sea fairies 🧚🍄🟫🧜🏻♀️ available Friday 7/25 at 8pm eastern time
introduce yourself to me as your job via taylor lyrics “put narcotics into all of my songs.” pharmacy technician 💊
introduce yourself to me as your job via taylor lyrics “Now she gets the house, gets the kids, gets the pride… Picture me thick as thieves with your ex-wife” i’m a family lawyer.
THE HARD LAUNCH WITH THE FUCK ASS FILTER
do u ever wanna ask someone a question but don’t even have an idea of what they’ll say so u just sit and internally panic over a conversation that hasn’t even happened yet? just me? cool cool cOOL
brown eye supremacy and appreciation bc they’re so underrated
i am here to spread brown eye propaganda