keysmashbandit

An image-heavy thread on summer dresses that aren't sundresses or bodycon. I have added the brands and year of release in case you might want to look them up on various second-hand shopping sites.

Spent the afternoon/night in Canada and I regret to inform everyone that I still have no further insight into @keysmashbandit

Hot metal looks like cold metal, but feels different.

Babe would you still love me if I was 10^100 shrimp

I want to make one thing very clear: There is no number of shrimp I would refuse to torture. You give me any number of shrimp, and I will do my best to make them miserable. I don't care what it costs, or how long it takes. My principles come first.

bro I just checked, polymarket has you at 6% for her next boyfriend. Weirdly mamdani is at 2%.

I just can't relate to the situationship thing. I don't understand why someone would let that happen to them

at any moment there are ~2 million people living in the sky, an entire major city riding the rainbow. you belong to an incredible civilization “Who are these that fly along like clouds, like doves to their windows?”

Today on Jubilee, we try to fix the growing divide in our country by locking one wordcel in a room with 30-50 feral hogs.

ChatGPT has realized this guy is a mark and is testing strategies to gentle parent him into homicide