Katspaks
@katspaks
I see the world through morose colored glasses. My mouth is foul, but my breath's minty fresh. https://X.com/search/from:Katspaks
One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.
Someone asked yesterday, what was the best Western they ever saw. For me, it's Desperado. Antonio Banderas.
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Once, I was told I was a classy looking woman. It took all I had not to unload a string of epithets to prove them wrong.
This door weighed more than the entire fucking car you drive now.
Some people are built for speed. Others, comfort. I'm built for inertia.
South Park kicked off Season 27 by putting Donald Trump in bed with Satan. Trump is going to lose his mind.😆
Driving down rural roads, I want to knock over some mailboxes but using my head instead of a bat.
The Wizard of Oz turns 86 this year — and back in 1998, Rick Polito delivered the greatest one-line movie description ever in a TCM listing.