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@kardiaphagy
preaching the only gospel I know
Serenely at peace with the hollow pulse of the universe as I tear into your jugular
I really shouldn't be awake right now I'm failing the president's trust in me
friends with benefits except theyre not friends and the benefit is noncon
I had something else to say, but I forgot, I fear you are doomed without my counsel
Haven't lost weight while eating this shittily since I was on t hallelujah
Becoming the best replygirl of all time by just responding "無" to every post I see
I love this cat, within ten minutes of seeing her again she demonstrates an ability to not land on her feet, girl after my own heart
Do not ask "what's on your mind": rude, presumptuous, forces the other person to entertain your curiosity regardless of how they're doing. Instead, simply take the initiative to drill their skull open and taste their thoughts directly, a much more equitable arrangement