kaity
@kaitybella
lady attorney. poorly suppressed rage. lifelong seattle kraken fan. she/her
there is absolutely nothing stopping you from not changing your name
sometimes i get sad that my last name wont be my last name anymore
v funny to say any of this not three weeks after a flood washed away children sleeping in cabins built on a floodplain
This woman OWNS 37 acres of land. The government STILL told her she can’t put a tiny home on it. “I said, I own the land. It's massive. What's the problem?” Even when you own the land, the government still tries to tell you what you're allowed to do with it.
…yes?
If there’s one thing I associate with the Arabs, it’s close proximity to the sea
well ceviche is typically an appetizer so
ur average latina: "mi amooooor, I didn't know if you wanted cochinita or ceviche so I made both!"
no lol that’d be unconstitutional. typically the requirements (if the state has any) are about length and use of only the 26 letters in the english alphabet
so...do americans not have rules for what you can name your child? imagine meeting a 50 yr old man in an HR office and he says his name is aquaman, like thats not...
I’m sorry everyone saying it’s fine for a roommate’s SO to be over at your place for WEEKS is crazy like the limit is like 4 nights max. otherwise they better start paying rent and utilities!!
that’s not what he’s crying about here?
No. Lex Luther does not cry about going to prison, he's not a pussy. He's a man. A very arrogant man, but realistically, nobody with his resources would care about going to prison because... he'll own everyone there.
if you’re near it at all! never turn your back on the ocean! sneaker waves love to drag whole families out to sea
I always tell people that the ocean is in control the minute that water goes above your hips. It can decided to do whatever it wants at any moment regardless of how well you swim.
she’s too short, he’s too tall
Petition to get Daisy Edgar-Jones and David Corenswet in the "Book Lovers" (by Emily Henry) film adaptation as Nora Stephens and Charlie Lastra