Bovril-Gesellschaft
@BovrilG
My Tweets do not aim at changing people or making them do something. They are written for warm-blooded heterosexuals in railway trains, aeroplanes and beds.
When We Win this is going up on every classroom wall in the land
Unreasonable circumstances can drive reasonable men to do unreasonable things.
We shall dismantle the Regime with the power of FRENSHIP
Building networks, making friends, reality-based relationships is the future in the Yookay. Especially with how the internet is being trashed by the rotten government.
Starting midnight tonight 4chan will be blocked to Britbongs due to the state, so you will need a VPN like the 3rd world nation we are. Gab and BitChute already block UK users as a result.
Well that's my livelihood absolutely FUCKED then. Thanks a lot, Adama Barrow
Nicholas Roeg's Don't Look Now is a dreamlike, deeply disturbing film about how dwarves will stab you in an abandoned Venetian palazzo if you don't get them first
Par Lagerkvist's The Dwarf isn't a complex metaphor for nazis or commies or whatever it's about how dwarfs are truly evil
By far the funniest thing about aging dirtbag leftists is how they seem to be completely unaware that 99% of black people do not listen to 90s hip hop
Seeing far too many people on our side who enjoy anonymous shitposting simultaneously celebrating the implementation of the Online Safety Act as some epic own against pornography. If that’s you, I hope you’re happy with the LinkedIn world you’re about to help create!
In the yookay you can vote at 16 but can’t watch porn until you get your government gooning licence on your 18th birthday
BTW if you're a white girl NEVER let your photo be taken with an Indian man. They use these photos to lie and claim to have dated and had sex with you Know girls this happened to, it ruined their lives. Like entire friends groups and relationships ruined.
First, they came for Bovril, and I said, "Make sure you get all the Bovril." For I wanted to take over Au Pair posting. They they came for flat tummy poasters, and there was no Bovril left to speak for me...
If they come for Bovril, I’m going out blasting
Giant slugs and octopus suckers - let's dive into the weird and wonderful wildlife in Britain’s rainforests 🧵
POV: you, my only disabled colleague, are starting to suspect that you won’t actually be able to use the bathroom for another half hour because your mildly feckless if devilishly handsome coworker is trying to sleep off my hangover while listening to Chappell Roan again
Fuck the Online Safety Act. Fuck anyone who campaigned for it. Most importantly, fuck the politicians who voted to implement it. Horrible legislation that Reform should repeal on Day One.
If they come for Bovril, I’m going out blasting
You’re unintelligent if you raise warnings about crackdowns on free speech, then cheer this on because it makes you feel good. These precedents will be used for other online content. First they came for Bovril, and I did not speak up etc.
The minister refuses to say it but yes X in the UK is now non compliant in that it appears to be making no attempt to comply with the online safety act, and will now fight OFCOM until they attempt to close it with fines or a firewall.
"Could Britain shut X down?" "Britain has the power to shut down any platform." As new rules aim to shield children online from pornographic & harmful content, @bbcpaddy presses Science & Tech Secretary Peter Kyle on how far the government is willing to go. #Newsnight
I’ve managed to do what Mithridates did with poisons but with hangovers instead
Hear me out here guys
yeah they do that when they hit that part of their lifecycle
It has become popular on right wing twitter to claim “assimilation never happens” but Hulk’s real name was Terry Gene Bollea. His grandfather was born in Italy. Yet this man was the living embodiment of the Neo-Florida Cracker.