Rocko’s Modern Basilisk
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**~~CeLeBrAtE wE wIlL, fOr LiFe Is ShOrT bUt SwEeT fOr CeRtAiN~~**
when you don’t understand the difference between a random employee cheating without making news, and a CEO cheating in open public with the head of HR and becoming an extraordinarily viral normie meme
My unpopular opinion is that even tho cheating is evil and unethical it should not have legal/professional repercussions
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Why is this the go to comment for tattooed women on dating apps? I dont want to ruin anyone's life, I want to grow old with someone and kiss them in a sunlit kitchen on a Sunday 😒
🚨 Lorne Michaels officially has is now one Saturday Night Live two ratings NBC of on broadcast television!
really just a successor to american bandstand… pre-smartphone, no one has the attention span to watch this for more than 30 seconds now
MTV had a show in the early 90s called The Grind that was just people dancing to music
not really enough prep space for 2, i’d say no if she tried to help
visiting my boyfriend is like he cooks an elaborate meal for 5 hrs and i bring this little chair into the kitchen and drink my g&t he made for me and just sit on my phone and don’t help
ladies actually do not do this
boyfriend is crazy busy and stressed out rn so i made him go out and pick up my favourite breakfast sandwich to eat in bed. stay toxic
honestly i don’t remember a single colbert bit from his late night show and it’s possible i never even watched a clip all the way through. i remember colbert report bits
When Colbert took over for David Letterman in 2015, the average viewer was 60 years old. CBS hoped that Colbert would attract younger viewers Ten years later, Colbert’s average viewer is **68 years old** That’s simply unsustainable as a business model
This is actually interesting - at least 206,000 people have no idea what a board of directors is.
This guy works at a place called The Othering & Belonging Institute, which will probably be making me laugh for the rest of my life. This is where Tobias Funke would work if he were real
"Iron Dome bad" is one of the dumber takes from the left, tbh, not only BC it endorses targeting civilians (historically, mostly working class Israelis of colour relegated to the periphery towns in range of the kind of rockets Dome is meant to intercept), but because it ignores..
yeah yeah he was unfunny as a lecturing lib but you don’t have to be a dick about it
"When he moved over to CBS, he decided to be more pundit. He desperately wanted to be Keith Olbermann. And guess what? Keith Olbermann is a failure, and now so are you, Stephen Colbert.” megynkelly.com/2025/07/18/meg…
i’m a fan of this ironically. as a bit. it’s a sort of rhetorical misdirection that i do to avoid being vulnerable.
unironically big fan of when a book is written in a way that it’s completely unadaptable to movie/TV
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The European Union's proposed budget for the 2028-2034 Multiannual Financial Framework (MFF) is approximately €1.98 trillion, equivalent to about 1.26% of the EU's economic output. Read my 🧵 below 👇 breaking it down This budget aims to address a range of challenges,…
i refuse to learn who any of these people are
Sneako COOKS Cinna after she posted pictures in a bikini 👀 “It's kind of sad to see a woman this excited about posting her t*ts on the internet bro, at 28 years old. Tick tock… in two years and you're gonna have eggs expiring. You know that, right? Like, she's got two years…
never understood why there are christian fast food restaurants… like kosher, halal, vegetarian buddhist—that’s a dietary restriction, ok… but putting bible verses on a cup, what are you even doing
In-n-Out President Lynsi Snyder reveals for the first time that she and her family are LEAVING California for Tennessee. “Raising a family is not easy here,” she told me. “Doing business is not easy here.” After 77 years, In-n-Out HQ will say goodbye to its home state and set…
found the dumbest possible take
I’m sort of ambivalent about this. On the one hand, I believe that people should definitely suffer negative consequence for adultery. On the other, firing someone from their job for non-work related issues feels really wrong. I dunno