JKT™

Twitter was launched 19 years ago. What is your favorite tweet ever?

"Preserving our democracy" means that the popular, young, hip person wins obviously. Who cares if the votes are accurate or even real.

.@ultabeauty branched out into trans before achieving equal representation for black skin tone makeups. Kek. This is the left wing ethos in a nutshell. On to the next shiny object and/or "let's find the version of that but for rich white people."

I don't think I aged gradually at all. When I was 33, my age went from 20 to 50 in like a month and that's where it's stayed since.

If you're an actual high-status male, there are plenty of 7/10 women working at Pizza Hut where you could leave a $300 tip and take her home and fuck the shit out of her and save her from that life. But you won't do it. Because she disgusts you. What you want, anon, is some…

95 percent of Right Wing nostalgia is just a picture of a woman with unbelievable honkers captioned, “This is what they took from us 😔”

I keep seeing suggestions on Facebook from a group for concrete guys. I don't give a fuck what concrete guys have to say about anything. I clearly know more than all of you. Pour a fucking sidewalk that goes two months without cracking then we'll talk.

Basic economics. We’ve zoned out the middle and lower class.

He doesn't seem funny in the same way that the Jerry Springer show doesn't seem raunchy. You had to be there at the time. At the time that was like the rawest shit we'd ever seen before. Same with Carlin. Same with Kennison.

Here's why I call UCLA a safety school but I don't call K-State a safety school. Because nobody at K-State thought they could get into a real Ivy. But everybody at UCLA did. And they had a 'welcome to the NFL' moment, and now they're at UCLA. Safety school.

This is like the apex safety-school college project.

If the way the colors go together looks neat, that is art. Not everything has to be a fucking Roman statue. I don't give a shit if "I could have made this." You could have made many things. But guess what, you didn't.

The Democrats’ position is that we need to raise the minimum wage and then hire foreign illegals you can pay less to do the actual work. This is also the position of every “socialist” in the country.

Close the path to the upper middle class forever. India First.

It's worth remembering that only women like "disagreeableness." Generally speaking, the best way to act around other men is to be as agreeable and nice as possible without actual cost to yourself. Artificial disagreeableness just makes men want to make your life harder.

"A ring? Are you getting married JKT?" Nope. Watching the Sopranos.