Alec Sulkin

Release the Coldplay Files! (sorry getting my internet mixed up today)

Wife: I think I’ll take a nap. Me: Great! Please do. You need it. Vs. Me: I think I’ll take a nap. Wife: Really? Ok, it’s just— it’s fine. Take a nap, I guess.

Trump with the Epstein List is like Costanza with the beach house.

Not to be this guy, but isn’t it “Cindy-Lou Whom”?

Have you read rabbit Tolstoy’s warren piece?

So cool that LeBron is doing ads for Amazon Past Prime.

My ideal seated posture is Fredo in the boathouse.

Director: For the lead actress in The Firm I think we should cast Jean Doublehorn. Casting director: Uh, guys? I have an even better idea…

Hegseth looks like a Sha-Na-Nazi.

Hot take: Purple is a waste of time.

The Tom Brady statue better be like “Game of Thrones city on the water” big.

Sinner Fails to Escape From Alcaraz.

I’m a democrat, but I hate when we’re like “we just beat Trump in Romania!” I live here.

The boarding area for my flight to Boston looks like a “28 Years Later” crowd shot.

Jokic is a Mad Max truck in search of petrol.

I’m always SO nice to the first person I deal with in Vegas. Kinda drops off after that.

I’ll never like New Pope more than Pope Classic.

Thanks @RobbieBarstool You’re a wonderful young person.

Always a blast talking with @RobbieBarstool Thanks for having me on! I… had the time of my life.

Might ask a priest for my first rites. Get the ball rolling.