UptownDonkey
@jsz0
Carbon monoxide consciousness.
I got a blue checkmark please follow me so I can make $30 a month being racist and funny.
There's no lower form of life than the 'ask you a question then block you before you can answer' guy on X.
It’s weird we don’t have a specific term for a female cuck. Because in my experience this is very common. A lot of women are validated by their man cheating with desirable women.
Lobster rolls are such a rip off. They taste 95% like bread and hot melted butter. You don't even need the lobster.
I haven't had Sun Chips in years when and how exactly did they fuck them up so much that they taste like absolutely nothing? I could have saved $4 and just put some salt on my old Amazon boxes.
During the Windows XP beta I was the first person who made custom themes by modifying the bitmaps in the DLL files. I made a pretty killer Netscape 4 inspired dark cloudy theme and variations on all the present colors of Luna and Whistler. x.com/frozenaestheti…
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When she wrecks the entire field at Talladega x.com/ChoochSkookum/…
What is the biggest red flag in dating? The kind where you just go no way and walk away on the spot.
To any up-skirt/up-short enthusiasts I'd highly recommend you visit the Vanderbilt Summit in NYC. I've never seen so many buttcheeks and panties in one place before.
I always thought having a barber trim your beard was some weird gay black shit but I have to admit for $10-$15 it's worth it just to avoid the mess at home.
I've reached the age where sometimes when I walk down the stairs I fart uncontrollably and it sounds like there's a flock of geese following me.
Can we do a thought experiment here where we discuss exactly how many camps it would take to solve this problem? Best locations? Trains? Busses? Should we use the masturbation machine or no. youtube.com/watch?v=cZec0b…