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i get emotionally attached after like 3 jokes and a weird vibe.

did it hurt? when i told you to google it and i was right

the term "homewrecker" is actually quite funny because the villain is the one already inside the house Imao

i be like "idc" then my chest start hurting

i want to marry a quiet 6ft guy who agrees to everything i want

the female urge to say "ok bye" and then expect 90 messages, 70 calls, and 41 emails.

seeing girls obsessed with themselves makes me so happy like exactly baby ur so sexy

honestly, i think the saddest sound ever is the crack in someone's voice when they're on the verge of tears

bring back masculine men, wtf am i supposed to do with a nonchalant princess who likes the chase?

men only nice for 3 weeks then surprise you with another personality lol

idk if im pregnant or what but i been craving 3 million dollars so bad

a friend's boyfriend is not my friend... that is a coworker at best

the bare minimum only works on girls with no self-worth. not me.