Julia
@joomfia
Unpaid Sonja Morgan Intern
Atlanta is calling and I must answer (Coming home from the bar to watch Real Housewives of Atlanta)
Kristen Doute cannot stop winning
all the revelations in Schena’s book about Lisa Vanderpump – pre-scripting scenes, shady phone calls, icing people out who don’t do exactly as she says – are consistent with how she behaved in Housewives. She doesn’t want friends or even colleagues – she wants obedient followers
Michael Madsen, Ozzy Osbourne, and Hulk Hogan all dead in July… Tough month for Gen X white men
New Blood Orange song features Caroline Polachek and Lorde and interpolated Everything Means Nothing To Me by Elliott Smith
Sending these photos to an Etsy witch with an audio file of me yelling and screaming “PLEASE!!!!!”
Watching Paddington in Peru and drinking a transfusion (grape juice and vodka)
Sat down, took the first sip of my drink, and then immediately saw a tweet that sounded like a joke he would make. And then The Remembering began…
Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything
Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything
Me when God tells me I can choose for one man I lost in 2025 to come back thinking I’m gonna choose my ex but I say Robert Spearing instead
Letting myself buy gems in a mobile game after I complete basic tasks that I need to do to stay alive
Amaya being persecuted for being sweet, optimistic, and wearing her heart on her sleeve this Summer… Me too twin I understand😭😭 #LoveIslandUSA