Louis Staples
@LouisStaples
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for @rollingstone, I wrote about Industry's perfect (and excruciating) depiction of Britain's fucked up social class system, which is the key to understanding Rob, Yasmin, Rishi, Henry – and the show as a whole rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-m…
Oh she’s not happy being a friend-of she wants that diamond 💎 #RHOBH
editors, publicists, and anyone else left here who can pay me to write: just wanted to share that i'm back to freelancing! i'm available for entertainment writing opportunities as well as album bios. and i'm based in chicago, if you ever need someone on the ground here.
if they’re going to remake Harry Potter they should at least set it in the present day, where Voldemort buys wizard Twitter and uses it to radicalise his followers
the concept of knowing there is currently a labubu on karl marx's grave
Taken with the Chinese student letters at Marx’s grave. There are a few.
everything I have learned about this couple has been against my will
Chris Hughes Reveals What JoJo Siwa Named His Private Parts eonline.com/news/1420084/j…
guy who always texts “ur” because he’s never sure which your/you’re to use
The Gilded Age is Succession for people who grew up being told “it’s not a fashion show 🙄”
What’s frustrating about this form of content is that these people can’t be “debated” out of their views or reasoned with because they’re living in their own reality. Instead of trying to “gotcha” or out-fact them, the left need to put forward a more compelling reality
I debated 20 far-far-far-right conservatives on Jubilee's 'Surrounded.' Below are some brief highlights of them unable to answer my basic questions or rebut the simplest of points. Not sure whether to laugh or cry. Here's the full eye-opening 'debate': youtube.com/watch?v=2S-WJN…
honestly I’d much rather a woman I’ve never heard of in her mid-50s who has survived at least two traumatic divorces and hates her sister for unspecified reasons
Sophia Bush might need a new tagline. bit.ly/44HpuKh
newly cher’d*
Christian Bale and Cher in newly shared picture.
I’m still thinking about this clip. The fact Robert has to say “someone like me 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗶𝘀 𝗮 𝗝𝗲𝘄” – so the audience knows which type of racism he’s talking about, because it’s not obvious to everyone – is literally the point Diane was making
Peston admits Diane didn’t say there’s a hierarchy of racism, but claims that was the “implication”. So her actual words don’t matter, only how Robert Peston chooses to interpret them. Now THAT is a hierarchy of racism.
this generation’s Princess Diana
Charli xcx spotted walking the streets of London with her wedding dress.
this Coldplay CEO thing (and the fallout) feels so… weirdly nostalgic. So early social media, like The Dress or Kim Kardashian “breaking the internet” with her butt. It feels like the type of thing that would have its own chapter in Jon Ronson’s “So You’ve Been Publicly Shamed”
Charli:
me texting my fiance the night before our wedding: yo we still on for tomorrow?
this is where my parents got married 😭
Charli xcx & George Daniel’s wedding at Hackney Town Hall in London.
a metaphor for everything she’s done since Prism
Katy Perry’s tour prop malfunctions midair.
Whole Festival sounds like Fyre Festival except the gays keep willingly going back