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🎼 We are all just pensioners here, of our own device. 🎵
You can really tell how much Colbert spoke truth to power by how desperate power is to make sure he stays on the air
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My old former colleague (who has been posting his insecurities with his retirement and legacy) has apparently now decided LinkedIn is the place for his Dad jokes.
Mrs Moline is about to board the shuttle from the airport! This is the longest we’ve been apart since we over to Retirementville
I've never wanted to eat more than 5 eggs per week more than right now.😳
Many years ago, I stood at that pulpit to read a Scripture verse for a British friend’s wedding.
😻 Meet Hodge the cathedral cat at Southwark. One of my assistants during a photo shoot there last week.
Damn. Hulk Hogan is only two years older than me. RIP *this is how guys my age assess obituaries
"Once you're a Christian, you've accepted Christ as your Savior. You're not gonna perish but you're gonna have everlasting life. That belief is pretty much the only thing that is real to me." RIP Hulk Hogan
This door weighed more than the entire fucking car you drive now.
He was, in fact, doing the Lord's work.
I'll post his bail!!!
Sitting under the palm tree out back after he had the zoomies when I got back from my dermatology appt
New Yorkers will be able to use many Soviet jokes. Like when the furious guy leaves the long bread line to go shoot Brezhnev but comes back because the line to do that is even longer.
For all the Zohran fans, let’s check in on how the city-funded grocery store experiment is going in Kansas City… Maybe capitalism isn’t the boogeyman you think it is.
These tranquilizers ain’t shit *20 mins later when they hit*
First of all, Texas is Texas. Texas is a region. Second of all, North Florida is the South, Southeast Florida is the Northeast, Southwest Florida is the Midwest
24 July 1934. First flight of the Supermarine Stranraer. British flying boat designed and built by Supermarine Aviation Works which marked the end of biplane flying-boat development for the Royal Air Force.