🗣️ BUY FOUR STARS BY JOEL GOLBY
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FOUR STARS, a masterpiece written by a genius, is out now. I also have a podcast, 'Joel Golby's Book Podcast'. yeah, he reads
new book is out next week, by the way. here's the cover, here are some nice things people have said. you can pre-order it here. thanks!!!!! lnk.to/FourStars
caught you (from buckinghamshire) trying to do a manc accent at Oasis' wembley dates, but you just sounded like Greengrass from Heartbeat
some great trivia for The Inbetweeners Movie
He’s really seeing it like a beach ball at the moment, it’s like watching Joe Root since covid.
Cornwall Chinese bosh
when people make a kissy sound at my dog in public i often say "for him or for me?". 100% laugh record on that jokette so far. except for today when i met a builder who REALLY didn't like it
refusing to have mental health today. they can't make me
i got a take coming about the Coldplay couple i just got to hit this horse corpse like ten to fifteen more times
happy to be the new Masterchef host. happy to be either the evil one or the moron, you choose
willing to spend a fortnight at Instagram HQ on a really quite reasonable dayrate just telling them everything that's wrong with the fucking UI as someone who looks at their stupid app every day. can someone make the call to get this done please
some vital thoughts on the Club World Cup gq-magazine.co.uk/article/cole-p…
huge weekend for voicenotes from me. the cynic becomes the yapper
I am one of Londons many phone thieves, but I do it so that people can get off their screens and embrace the beauty of everyday life.
Mental bosh from John today - truly a pioneer in the field
Very busy day. Bosh.
beer grants a temporary stat boost to your pool playing ability, but it only kicks in at 2 beers and drastically drops off at 3.5 beers, becoming a straight debuff at 4 beers. at 6 beers, if you equip a pool cue, other bar patrons appear red on the mini map
this is the kind of thing AI can't take away from us
