Jeff Timmer

“If we fail to grasp the scope of the peril, we will be spending future Independence Days in forced observance and servility to the ruling few who will seize our liberty from us and silence the chimes of freedom forever” michiganadvance.com/2021/07/03/jef…

Who gets into 40 bar fights? He must be as much of a dick in real life as he is on Twitter.

He's finally topping a list for something other than "worst president ever."

Blocking the Commanders' new stadium deal unless they change their name back to the Redskins is like an HOA requiring you to fly the Confederate flag.

One thing we’ve gotta give @realDonaldTrump credit for is that he’d never use an autopen to draw pubic hair

Stephen: When the history is written, it will only ever record your time at the helm as two giant mistakes made by a great country that should have known better. Later generations will wonder how we could have entrusted such small men with responsibility so beyond their means.

So, let me get this right. @realdonaldtrump wants to rename the @Commanders into the Washington Epstein Files. Got it,

J.D Vance made a secret trip to meet with Rupert and Lachlan Murdoch? He wasn’t going there to shut down the Epstein stories. He was going to negotiate the Presidental succession coverage. Any MAGA who thinks Vance would never screw Trump doesn’t know J.D. Vance.

Dude. Check out the GDP. Also, don’t forget the Epstein list.

Jesus Helen Hayes Christ. She just voted to add at least $4 trillion to that number. Trump and the GOP are fiscally conservative in the same manner that Nazis kept kosher.

Fun Fact: Trump DID collude with the Russians during his 2016 campaign.

Only with an assist from Biff’s aorta

Yes. After he’s been removed from an ornate sarcophagus newly discovered in a tomb in the Valley of the Kings, and unwrapped.

I love how they unironically depict Trump’s bribes, corruption, and personal cash grab that defines his entire life- including the presidency. It’s all about the money.

Drifters fighting back as he’s trying to zip tie them and stuff them into the trunk of his car excites him too.

"Bring in the next 13-year-old!" - Mr Bow Cankles

Probably to a dacha outside Moscow

Washington Redskins Cleveland Indians Obama did it Bikini snake girl Bomb Iran Tariffs tariffs tariffs Flagpoles at the WH Liberace-ing the Oval Office Alcatraz Gulf of America TACO Etc All to distract from the looming Trumpcession and the Epstein List. And inflation goes up.

This is an astounding change. Done by the pollster who was most accurate on the 2020/2024 elections.

After exploding the debt by $8.4 trillion during Biff’s first disastrous term. 1/3 of the entire national debt will be a result of Trump’s “fiscal responsibility.”

On Jimmy Swaggart: johnfugelsang.substack.com/p/jimmy-swagga…