birdclump :)

the last time i slept at my parents house, i kept hearing this weird low humming sound from one of the walls. i thought it might be electrical or an ac thing. turns out my wall had become Dubai for bees

can someone explain why google maps thinks my car is parked 370 miles off the coast of Ghana

bought my girl a labubu in lesotho [grabs mic] so for this post to work you need to read “lesotho” as /ləˈsuːtuː/ which is traditionally the british pronunciation [loud mic feedback]

doctors have said that Scrubs is actually the most accurate media depiction of what it’s like inside JD and Turk’s apartment

gets brainwashed of that thing

just almost passed out behind the wheel trying to sing the chorus of tokyo drift

crazy how complete the kendrick cultural victory is. they’re calling drake a pedo in the motherland

Spearmen literally kill ONE barbarian and start acting like theyre Pikemen 😳😭

every three years non-californians learn about Yolo

Psycho Killer but with mariachi gritos… please tell me you understand the vision

That iced coffee hit my hand on a Sunday afternoon like [static noise, muffled screams, “Terrain! Terrain! Pull up!”]

billions of dollars and still wearing the Amazon Basics Wedding Dress Womens White Bridal Evening Special Occasion Gown S M L XL

there’s plenty of info about the literal meanings and popularity data of foreign names but i need to know their VIBES. like a Greg is a totally different guy from a Jack. i want to know the difference between a Kenji and a Hiroshi

one time i was a camp counselor. the kids were seven. we all had a question about japan. one of our kids was japanese, so i ask him. the kid said: im chinese, not japanese. wow. my bad. later i met his mom. she told me theyre japanese. when i asked him about this he laughed at me