Jared

Somebody front ran the Brazil tariff news. Somebody bought a HUGE amount of USD and shorted BRL (Brazil’s currency) at 1:32 PM. The 50% tariff announcement came at 4:19 PM, at which point, it looks like the big trader exited his trade instantly. Making 2.5% on a currency…

Psa: there is a hit wave in Chicago. If you wear natural deodorant please stay inside.

los angeles in 1947—before mass migration

Sell the team #cubs

They should make a beer that’s also an energy drink and also a cigarette and also has 50g of protein

It’s very funny that we’re doing 19th/20th century white colorism again.

*taps the sign*

Some ethical alternatives to Target : — Walmart — Amazon — The East India Co

You will work in the postliberal shoe factory and you will be happy

This is my favorite time of year on Twitter because I get to see right wing parents flip out over their little superstars college rejections while not posting the personal statements essay

Guys, truly think about what is being said here. Your falling into a spiral of make believe and fiction, and from the bottom of my heart I dont want you to get consumed by this alternate reality where the present one becomes lost to you. It's one thing to find this interesting…

Studying for the LSAT right now and it genuinely makes me feel like I’m a genius for a moron and there’s no in-between

“Come with me to this hidden gem of a restaurant in Chicago” and it’s part of the Lettuce Entertain You Group

we need to make chicago look like chongqing

Long live Chicago

I love Chicago

For your viewing pleasure. An underfunded public school in the middle of bronzeville

My politics is this

What’s the first CFB team you think of when you see the color GOLD? 🟡