Jakob Johnson
@jakobjohnson
Fullback | Yoga & Movement | Speaker
The wait is over…Year 7 is here. Grateful for another opportunity to play this game I love! Work always works!
Yes, it’s horrible! Much better to enjoy a ice cold Coca Cola, sitting in a running car in a mall parking lot.
Hot take: Europe is a bunch of third-world countries with better branding. No A/C. No dryers. Ice is a luxury. You’ll sweat through dinner while the waiter ignores you for 2 hours. Say what you want about America, but at least eating out doesn’t feel like hot yoga with bread.
Things like this are why I wanted to live in America.
In 2008, American stunt performer Travis Pastrana jumps out of plane without a parachute and took skydiving to whole new level
Matcha Dubai Choco Labubu Crumbl Cookie
Matcha Dubai Choco Labubu Crumbl Cookie
Linebacker?!?
Mya Lesnar makes it official with NFL linebacker from the San Francisco 49ers Drew Moss.
“We deny all allegations of hazing by our fraternity. The brothers at Sigma Chi would never engage in such behavior.”
Arch.
This is why Palestinians are not able to fish and avoid starvation - Israel shoots them immediately
The only democracy in the Middle East to starve newborns and to cause the highest number of children killed, orphaned and amputated. Inhumanity record, 2025.
Israel is starving NICU babies. Not by mistake—by policy. The milk is gone. Mothers starving too. When Israel says it’s defending itself and the EU and US echo it this is what they mean. No other regime is committing cruelty like this. Starving infants. Deliberately.
This was Football practice in Germany.
Just two dudes having fun
This should be interesting. The @ELF_Official broadcast alongside @TheUFL on @fuboTV - lots of similarities between the two (@XFLBattlehawks = @Rhein_Fire?). Can “Football Made in Europe” find an audience in the US? @ByMikeMitchell #ELF #football
Vee Friends are collectible cards of ENTREPRENEURS??? What stage of capitalism is this?
Josh Jacobs was supposed to go out with Henry Riggs on the night he was arrested. @iAM_JoshJacobs feels Tina Tintor’s death should’ve been avoided, & Henry Ruggs could be free. In his anger Jacobs expressed as much to Rugged’ family! Jacobs & Ruggs are still close. The two talk…
“How I met your mother” was a big reason why I wanted to live in America/Manhattan. Turns out NFL salary is not enough.
The NYC apartment of the character in a movie or show with no money
Hey @united or @Uber I have a great proposal for maximizing shareholder value. Scrap the Lounges. Let me pre-order snacks, drinks and food straight to the gate!! No charge, for this billion dollar idea!Implementing it is payment enough. You’re welcome Thank You.
Phone at 20%…Looks like I’m about to raw dog this flight…no music, no movies, just me and my thoughts.