big jake
@jake2160p
no lowballs, I know what I have.
I asked my girlfriend what music she wanted to listen to in the car and she said she wasn’t in a music mood so I asked about audiobooks and she was like “no I’m not listening to The Holy Quran with you or whatever”
Side hustle idea: harvesting the organs of my opps and selling it to surgeons behind the local hospital
I’m an anti capitalist feminist. No men should be billionaires but all women should be
we should have 5 star ratings on our twitter profile like they had on Xbox 360 for reputation
I was unemployed when I saw The Iron Claw and watched it at AMC in a completely empty theater at noon on a Monday and halfway through it I audibly said to myself “what the fuck am I doing man”
share a piece of movie theater lore about yourself
the only guys I know who actively post on LinkedIn post about AI and every single post is very obviously written by AI
This is the kind of stuff I would say if I got kicked in the head by a stallion
english class was really just propaganda class
yesterday me and my son were playing outside but I smelled a skunk nearby so we went back in the house and he was like “if the skunk comes inside, will the cops arrest him?” and I told him Yes
they are killing off specific types of white boys this week. be warned