brandon
@whybuddypregnan
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I got my bike stolen today and its a pretty surreal feeling. Part of me is sad for the bike and hope that it’ll be treated decently. I think I underestimated how much of an emotional attachment I had to it. It felt closer to a family member or pet than pieces of steel with wheels
This guy loves rules look at him
what really grinds my gears are dogs in grocery stores, restaurants, and coffee shops. it's disgusting. everyone knows it's not allowed, but there's complete impunity, with staff either not wanting the hassle of enforcing the posted rules or even giving the dogs treats
had a dream featuring several tertiary characters and extras in my life. not good
I';ve lost all respectr for mario
Nintendo says Mario and Princess Peach are just 'good friends' who help each other out whenever they can
that first T goes crazy
BREAKING FROM NYT: Trump signed his book for Epstein, the most prolific pedophile sex trafficker in history: “To Jeff - YOU ARE THE GREATEST!”
Feed the Children of Gaza, no child should be starving.
Go over to your 97 year old grandpas house. Beat his fucking ass. Take a fistful of pastichio on your way out
spreading terrible lies about my 97 year old grandfather on The Teap App
they are killing off specific types of white boys this week. be warned
my 60 year old alcoholic neighbor got so drunk the other day and fell walking home and cracked his head on the concrete which was obviously very scary but then i carried him home and when i was leaving he asked to kiss me lmao
He should’ve been fired from his job for being late
Is there anybody luckier than Lucky Larry? ☘️