Kermit thee stallion
@jacks0npollack
Never caught pollacking
I could never run for statewide office for many reasons, but one of them is my contempt for rural areas and the (average) people who live in them
Dog people straight up do not understand/accept that dogs are, like, animals
what really grinds my gears are dogs in grocery stores, restaurants, and coffee shops. it's disgusting. everyone knows it's not allowed, but there's complete impunity, with staff either not wanting the hassle of enforcing the posted rules or even giving the dogs treats
My gf sends me a lot of instagram memes from this "shit my students say" teachers' account and I'm convinced that like more than half of the quotes are completely fake lmao
This is where JD Vance lived as a kid
say what you will about Hulk Hogan, but I’ve always found this photo of a derelict Pastamania—the Hulkster’s short lived dough-and-sauce eatery—quite moving.
I've been critical of slotkin and she still isn't my favorite but something clearly clicked within the last 1-2 months. Doing a much better job of listening to the voters who actually put her in office and skating where the puck is going
.@SenatorSlotkin on Republican redistricting: "If they're going to go nuclear in Texas, I'm going to go nuclear in other places. ... If they're proposing to rig the game, we're going to get in that game and fight." #AxiosLive
I noticed this at my gym earlier, which always has a tv set to fox. I get that ozzy osborne died today, but did they really need to spend like thirty uninterrupted minutes talking about him earlier? I guess there's nothing else in the news
total mentions on Fox Business so far today Obama: 53 Epstein: 1
In many ways, when you think about it, kryptonite was superman's kryptonite
Megalopolis (2024)
Whenever a movie has a mayor as a character I’m like oh here we go. Here’s the mayor
Upon waking up I nearly googled "beefy movingwell" to see if he was a real guy but thought better of it
Last night I dreamt I was looking through old football cards at an antique store and one of the players' names was, I shit you not, Jim "Beefy" Movingwell