Phineas J Whoopee, Lineman extraordinaire ( Ret. )
@j_whoopee
I practice in the art of wiseassary, snark, and sarcasm. I became cynical through contact with others.
The people that talk the loudest and most about equality, are not shy about wanting different rules for other people.
People in Florida should be dropping like flies from Thermal Shock.
French officials say AC causes 'thermal shock' & might kill you 📎 twitchy.com/justmindy/2025…
Beto O’Rourke, the Democrats’ perennial loser, is hyping Jasmine Crockett’s Senate run 📎 twitchy.com/justmindy/2025…
It will be different this time.
It really depends on what your definition of "success" is ===> twitchy.com/dougp/2025/07/…
Trump does it again! MASSIVE trade deal with Japan boosts American farmers & manufacturers 📎 twitchy.com/justmindy/2025…
The Democrat/media bogus narrative just came crumbling down right on their heads ===> twitchy.com/dougp/2025/07/…
NY Rep. Yvette Clarke Says the Quiet Part Out Loud About Why Democrats Love Illegal Immigration (WATCH) twitchy.com/amy-curtis/202…
WUT? Axios Says President Trump Is Losing by Winning (Yeah, It Makes No Sense to Us, Either) twitchy.com/amy-curtis/202…
Why ??
Ulta Beauty BEGS for the Bud Light Treatment With Latest Woke Trans Collab twitchy.com/amy-curtis/202…
Human Earache Molly Jong-Fast Wants Us to Know 'Self-Censorship' Is Scary (Unless Dems Make You Do It) twitchy.com/amy-curtis/202…
Judge Blocks ICE From Arresting Maryland Man Kilmar Abrego Garcia twitchy.com/brettt/2025/07…
Apparently this guy never gets tired of being wrong ===> twitchy.com/dougp/2025/07/…
The Obama EPA's 2009 endangerment finding -- the basis for the climate hoax -- is illegal under the 2022 SCOTUS decision in West Virginia v. EPA. Illegal regulations can be terminated without notice and public comment. No need to have ignorant and leftist federal judges…
Here’s an old video to help break down the Clinton’s Whitewater scandal. I’m sure this is all untrue, they are good people.
How many transgender men were competing in men's sports?
Uh-oh. It appears that Mr. Kristol is outraged again. Forgive us while we yawn. twitchy.com/grateful-calvi…
David Corn ran the Steele Dossier story *before* the election in a desperate attempt to keep Trump from winning. He also happened to run his story the exact same day the Alfa Bank hoax was published by Franklin Foer, showing it was a coordinated attack (i.e. a conspiracy).
NEW: Tulsi Gabbard is running a dangerous and brazen disinformation campaign. She's gaslighting the public, abusing the intelligence community to protect Donald Trump, and undermining national security. Read all about it in my latest article. motherjones.com/politics/2025/…
Our national parks and monuments are apparently saturated with this crap: At the Liberty Bell in Philadelphia, an exhibit panel “calls out the systemic and violent racism and sexism that existed at the time." nytimes.com/2025/07/22/cli…
You've "corrected" your seemingly stroke riddled tweet with another of the same quality. Congrats!
This post has upset many people and I am sorry. There was a typo. What I meant to say was: Lorne’s Academy of Television Arts and Sciences Emmy has SNL officially Nielsen Ratings just than ANY other American or Canadian producer in history. Congratulations! 🎉
This is an act of domination. It must not be allowed.
Muslim immigrants SHUTDOWN streets in Philadelphia, so they can pray… 👀