J Monohan
@j_monohan
Writer and musician waging the regime change war within. My most recent work is always pinned to the top of my page.
BREAKING: I have finally put out enough work that my parents aren’t paying attention to it anymore. For a while, my mom would always chime in with a like or a sweet comment, but with my latest story, crickets.. I have finally and fully flown the coop. New piece out now!
Private equity
What kind of crime should I get into if I want to make a lot of money
The best influencer will be right about 99% of things but will also try to sell you fentanyl.
Cincinnati Conservatory circa 2015: I was in grad school studying classical guitar. One night, I got pulled over while smoking weed at the wheel. The cops smelled it, confiscated my shit, gave me a citation and a court date. I appeared before the lady judge and represented…
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Currently reading and recommending. If you’re not already subscribed to AMERICA’S ONLY NEWSPAPER, @countyhwy I’m not sure what to say besides, what the… ?!
To clarify, this is not a tweet about myself. Prescription drugs are demonic. I would know. I was addicted to benzos, adderall, and opiates for years. I would never go to the doctor for anything but a life threatening emergency.
Guy who asks his doctor for an Addrrall prescription for the noble purpose of wanting to “read actual books again.”
Guy who asks his doctor for an Addrrall prescription for the noble purpose of wanting to “read actual books again.”
The Only Poem You’ll Ever Need: Immigrants took jobs that will be taken by robots. So what’s a nation to do? Guess we can just sniff glue until our faces turn blue and our minds become goo. Woohoo!
On the heels of our discussion of AI, @Nikolaoz @sympractical & myself are lining up another space to discuss the Origins of Technology! Come ride the mechanical bull with us Tuesday July 29th 9pm EST. x.com/i/spaces/1mnxe…
At the end he says “we are the generation that won’t die” meanwhile his entire anti-death schtick is what is going to cause people to seek out MAID services at an increasingly higher rate and at younger ages as well. Immortality also equals death of culture and legacy. In a…
Blueprint has been a pain in my ass. It's kept me from not focusing on the single thing I’m consumed with: how does the human race survive the rise of super intelligence. Every minute spent dealing with problems like ‘why a supplier shipped us something out-of-spec’ (now…
Ohhhh this book is “necessary,” “urgent” and “a riveting meditation?” Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Ocean Vuong
Random throwback to 2019 in DC with my little brother when I still thought tight jeans and ear gauges were cool and I was obsessed with Infinite Jest as evidenced by my Enfield Tennis Academy tshirt
It’s hard to understand people, to know what’s hidden in their hearts, and without the assistance of alcohol it might never be done at all. —Michel Houellebecq, Submission
At least once at every single academic conference I find myself thinking about Whitman’s “When I Heard the Learn’d Astronomer”.
Luckily you can still turn off your phone and television and make the news go away. Luckily it’s still possible to forget the names of the people who run the world.
Tfw you find out CIA, MI6 and Mossad are basically one in the same:
How do you think your d*** gets s***** ?
Hunter Biden goes on a profanity laced rant about illegals being deported: "People are really upset about illegal immigration? Fuck you. How do you think your hotel room gets cleaned? How do you think you have food on your fucking table? Who do you think washes your dishes?"