Auntie Bevโs Long Sigh ๐ฎโ๐จ๐
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Award Winning Parody ๐ Iโm total baddie in these courts, total parody on Ken Mellos entire internet. Tell me Iโm pretty- Iโll allow it ๐๐ฎโ๐จ๐
Good morning @BostonDefender. I miss you so damned much. I miss โusโ and our spicy little arguments that were as passionate as our love for one another. Letโs look at the moon at the same time tonight. #FREEKARENREAD

Alan Jackson is one of the nation's top criminal defense attorneys, known for winning high-profile cases like the Karen Read trial and the Phil Spector prosecution. His courtroom mastery and strategic expertise have made headlines. Learn more: werksmanjackson.com/attorneys/alanโฆ
I love this man. I truly love this man! ๐
Smug, yes, but the essence of a bully is cowardice and that defines her. She wants the world to think that she is tweeting at me, but I only saw this post through your screenshot because she has me blocked for some inane reason. Before she blocked me for show, I ignored everyโฆ
One of the biggest red flags in the Karen Read case for me was the absence of reports and documentation of investigative steps in the case. Yesterday, MPD released a massive amount of documentation from their investigation of the Idaho Four murders, and the contrast could not beโฆ
This is awesome. Someone who is so obsessed with hating a woman she has never met is now saying that people who are so obsessed with hating a woman theyโve never met are bananas. Post of the day!
Maura Healey just gave her Cabinet officials their 2nd raise in 6 months. Meanwhile, 100 criminal suspects just walked free last night because the state won't pay public defenders what they're worth. bostonglobe.com/2025/07/23/metโฆ
That must be your sister. Auntie has no furrows in her brow and she smiles of sunshine.
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๐๏ธ Caricature Drop: Auntie Bevโs Chamber of Delusions New court, same obsession. Auntie Bev rolled into Civil Court like itโs HGTV meets Judge Judy. Sheโs redecorating with framed thirst-pics of Dr. Wolfe, a rubber duck, and of courseโKaren Readโs mug on a dartboard for โstressโฆ
Beyond the Karen Read Verdict: DA Michael Morrissey and the Scandal Still Haunting Massachusetts vanityfair.com/style/story/kaโฆ
"If you hadn't attacked them in their sleep like a pedophile, Kaylee would've kicked your fucking ass."
NOW;๐จ๐จ Iโm sorry but Wendy and Towel will not be accepting your resignation today.
The First Amendment is the most important. Thatโs why itโs First. Iโm excited to announce Iโll be joining @DoctorTurtleboy @Bederowlaw and @BradlLawPC in the fight to preserve all of our Constitutional rights to First Amendment protected free speech.
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Yes, auntie. We are all NPCs living in this time for you to use us as you see fit in service of your ascension
sexy as always
sexy as always
All of these beefs are doing is taking attention away from where it should be. On ME. How soon you all forget who the star is here. โญ๏ธ NOW LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME IM HOT. ๐

I keep finding gems like this! Add this one to Spanky files.๐@DoctorTurtleboy
๐ฅAttorney Rosemary Scapicchio walking her dog at Norfolk Superior Court today!
Today in a plea deal in Leominster District Court, Kate Peter plead guilty to threatening to commit a crime, to avoid going to trial on felony witness intimidation charges against me. Ms. Peter previously threatened to have me physically assaulted if I showed up for any of herโฆ