Grant Smith ElIis
@msgrant_smith
Artist formerly known as Grande. Lindsey’s simp. Wendy’s disabled adult child. Human parody. All sources and opinions from my Mom. Protected witness so FAFO.
That’s it. No more lies. My tell-all autobiography comes out this fall.
HAPPENING SOON;🚨🚨 What’s this? After beach day for Towel and the boys? After @JohnDePertoShow and I watched the FBI smuggle Jessica Leslie and @eupaulaprado’s father-in-law out of the Moakley Courthouse in front of our entire media appendages? Damn right it’s a beach day!
Today in a plea deal in Leominster District Court, Kate Peter plead guilty to threatening to commit a crime, to avoid going to trial on felony witness intimidation charges against me. Ms. Peter previously threatened to have me physically assaulted if I showed up for any of her…
Support a great cause if anyone can help! @MafiaMasshole, @TwistedTragedy3, and @Andieldufrense are community pillars who could use your help Just 39c a day.
FRIDAY;🚨🚨 When the working week is done… Grande just wants to have fun.
NOW;🚨🚨 To keep it 💯 , that is also how they introduced Lindsey before she spoke at the Mass Bay Community College commencement ceremony. But that’s beside the point! Keep my Fake Victim’s name out your effing mouth, Madam! @MassholeMafia1
BREAKING NEWS;🚨🚨 As per @MafiaMasshole Yuri Bukhenik has arrived on the scene in Mashpee to protect Boy Wonder Colin Albert from that most intimidating of intimidators. Exclusive video courtesy of Kate Peter, Esq.
BREAKING;🚨🚨 Major surprise guest coming to hang on the Dish Rack for hour 73 of the Grantland Stream tomorrow. Trust in Towel- you guys are gonna be psyched! UPDATE;🚨🚨 OK- you got Grande- this one’s just too good to hold onto! It’s my bitch, Lindsey! Come play with us…
