parker 🏳️⚧️
@imjustparker
stole my gender from spider-man || they/them
what if everyone knew u were gay because you sparkled in the sunlight
Sorry for not keeping in touch. I have literally nothing to say
if I wrote superman I would put a one direction poster in his room
One thing I like about Superman is how every writer always makes his upbringing a little closer to their own. Like in no other version of Superman dose Clark have a punk rock poster in his bedroom.
me when clark and lois inevitably get together in every iteration of superman media they’ve ever been featured in for almost 100 years
if I can give people one piece of advice it's that your coworkers usually don't want to hear personal details about your life in the middle of a work training
finally bought myself some new adidas track pants. I don't have any of my old pairs left 🥲🥲
I think they'd get along this Lois broke more international laws than he has lmao
i want to put their lois and clark in a room together and see what happens
my coworker asked me to teach her kid how to ride a bike because she makes him too nervous and his dad isn't in the picture. so I'm gonna go teach a ten year old how to ride a bike 🤷🏻
me
autistic auntie whom you summon during your toddler’s “why? why? why?” phase because she never gets tired of directly explaining things other people consider too obvious to bother explaining
they look like geologists on their honeymoon in iceland