duck
@imdrinkingwine
i must be having fun
There should be a love island where they try to find love while someone hunts them for sport
when i got really drunk and was seeing double and duck pulled out this surgery game and handed me a pair of tweezers
i’m sex trafficking a girl from canada and she has no idea lmao
she keeps pointing this at me whenever she asks me what i want to order for dinner
i’d truly rather be alone for the rest of my life than spend even a second with someone i dont emphatically enjoy being around and that is a curse
when people call chicago “chi” i thought it would be pronounced “chee” and i’m now hearing it’s actually pronounced “shy” and i’m really pissed off. can someone clarify this
you have to hate yourself a lot to ever describe a relationship as a “situationship”
i don’t remember following some of you and i fucking hate your tweets but the unfollow isn’t personal. because i don’t know who you are