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On Tom Snyder this week, actor Tony Danza said he thought the recent open display of affection by lesbian couple Ellen DeGeneres and Anne Heche in front of President Clinton was "extremely disrespectful." On hearing the comment, President Clinton responded, "Someone should tell…

A person who suffers two sharp powerful blows to the head within a short period of time can suffer brain damage, or even die. This, according to a new study in the medical journal, "Duh."

Two hours after the O.J. verdict, L.A. police had their first solid lead in the hunt for the real killers. A new witness has come forward who saw three men, fleeing the crime scene the night of the murders. Police have released this sketch. And would like to hear from anyone who…

For the second week in a row, Richard Gere's new film "Primal Fear" was number one at the box office. Leaving many Hollywood insiders to wonder, "Hey, uh, you think that gerbil story is true?"

The first deaf Miss America, Heather Whitestone, was crowned last week in Atlantic City. Although completely deaf, she is an expert lip reader. Personally, [Norm covers his mouth with his hand] I don't think she's that pretty, y'know? I... uh... Not my cup of tea.

At a local town meeting in Montpelier, Vermont last week, representatives from the McDonald's Corporation who want to put a restaurant in a historic district were booed by angry residents. But... they were cheered by the town fat guy.

In baseball news, Yankee captain Don Mattingly may be headed for Japan. Sources say that's he excited about the chance to play overseas. Particularly in a league where he would have the biggest hog.

This is the only known photograph of terrorist Tahia Ayosh, Palestine's top bomb maker. To reassure you that there's little cause for alarm, however, you should know that this picture was taken by Palestine's top photographer.

In Arkansas, a twenty-five year old man has been arrested for going door to door, attempting to trade sticks of dynamite for sex or drugs. This disturbing case has people all across the nation asking themselves the same question: "Why didn't I think of that?"

And finally, in a recent interview, actress Goldie Hawn says that she does not mind if the man she's married to cheats on her. Explaining, quote, "Sexual experimentation is a basic need of all men." You can read more about Goldie Hawn's personal philosophy in my new book,…

Our top story tonight: In Los Angeles this week, Lyle and Eric Menendez were found guilty of first-degree murder. So, to review California law. It is... Killing your wife: legal. Killing your parents: IL-legal.

In an interview this week with Diane Sawyer, mafia turncoat Sammy "The Bull" Gravano revealed that John Gotti once considered trying to buy a presidential pardon for five million dollars. According to Gravano, however, he and Gotti were too afraid to get involved with, quote,…

The FDA has approved a drug used for anti-depression to help people quit smoking cigarettes. Although it should be noted, the drug is crack. So...

This week in Minneapolis, the Minnesota Obesity Center officially opened. Its goals? To find ways to identify behaviors that lead to obesity. Also, it's a good place to meet fat chicks.

Well, the long running TV series "The Love Boat" is being made into a big screen feature by New Line Cinema. The producers have announced that the entire original cast of Gavin MacLeod... Bernie Kopell... Fred Grandy... Ted Lange... Lauren Tewes... and Jill Whelan... ... will…

Last week, President Clinton vetoed a Republican bill to balance the budget. And he used a pen that belonged to former President Lyndon Johnson. Clinton has also been working his way through John F. Kennedy's vast supply of condoms.

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