I like birds

Falling short of an ambitious housing stock benchmark is far better than having no benchmark and delivering nothing. #LNPNeverAgain

*WHITE HOUSE DENIES THAT DOJ INFORMED TRUMP THAT HE IS ON EPSTEIN LIST Who do you believe?

MAGA means we now open our borders to USA beef. Who’s ditching our Aussie beef for Merican beef? Not me.

I’d like to know the exact number of ppl who read this👆🏼and then nodded and mumbled ‘yes, yes, not a single word, yes, yes’ #LNPNeverAgain

Oh, wait! They are doing it already?

Trump sure does take a lot of photos with pedophiles. #DemsUnited

It doesn’t make me feel better at all to know that however bad the Epstein files are for Trump, whatever Putin has on him is even worse.

Every single time Trump uses “Hussein Obama” when discussing Obama—which is a lot lately—I’m more convinced that he’s a child rapist trying to distract and feed racist red meat to his base.

🚨BREAKING: Ghislaine Maxwell is now reportedly fearing for her life behind bars, per her brother. Of course she is, people with secrets this dark don’t usually get to keep them. The closer Congress gets to those files, the more the pressure builds. Tick, tock.

QUESTION OF THE DAY: Do you believe Ghislaine Maxwell will get a pardon from Trump in exchange for her not revealing the extent of sex crimes? Your thoughts?

I’d not have expected this from the Daily Express ! Now, how about some Australian newspapers, if they can pause just a moment from fretting about Real Estate, Albo and the footy…

BREAKING: In an unearthed video going viral, Axios' Jonathan Swan asks Trump about his well wishing to Ghislaine Maxwell, pointing out that she's a child sex trafficker. Trump's reply: "Big deal." Wow.

Tulsi Gabbard is using a White House press briefing to accuse Hillary Clinton of using tranquilizers. Dystopian stuff.

Are there any retired cynical accountants out there who’d like to share a few dodgily creative but technically legal ways wealthy ppl use to ‘minimise’ their tax obligations? Asking for a simp battler friend who pays his taxes, but who’d like to know how the other 10% lives.

BREAKING! Holy crap! CNN just released exclusive new video of Trump and Jeffrey Epstein hanging out at the 1999 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, as well as images of Epstein at Trump’s second wedding. No wonder why Trump is trying to deflect with Obama claims

Has Tim Wilson used the prayer room yet, I mean it's been a whole day?

They are shutting down Congress to protect Trump and Epstein. Think about that.

“I wish Ghislaine Maxwell well.” - Trump “She’s a child sex trafficker.” - Reporter “Big deal. I wish her well.” - Trump Jesus Christ man.

Call me crazy, but I am less than 100% convinced that things would be running more efficiently with Jacinta in the Fed Cabinet.

How long will the LNP allow Sussan to be their Alpha? Are they going to the next election with her as leader, you reckon? Yeah? Nah?