Just a Stoat
@MatthewTheStoat
I was a crease in the shirt that this world wears
My 61 year old just pointed to a table and screamed "I AM THE TABLE." I said James, please calm down you are not the table.
My 4yo just pointed to a table and asked "Why is this a table?" I've trained my whole life for this.
Detail of cut out Moleskine pages with studies of Edward Burne Jones and Leonardo Da Vinci. You will be able to buy these as well as other selected sketchbook pages in my Art Sale, tomorrow afternoon.


Here's some drawings that you'll be able to buy in my Studio Clearout sale tomorrow! All works will be under £100 so look out for that.



Unsure why I need to remind you of this, but you were a senior minister in a government that increased taxes, raised energy costs and invited record numbers of immigrants into this country. You were still pushing for high levels of immigration when you were prime minister. Here's…
The party that cuts taxes, lowers energy costs and cuts immigration wins elections. Another truth from @realDonaldTrump. A lesson Conservatives should have learnt.
You celebrated winning the Tory leadership and therefore becoming PM at Deliveroo HQ
That's not true. I was working as Prime Minister to restrict immigration.
This is NOT by our 19yo daughter whose work I feature so much. This is by her first cousin (my niece) who we just found out has also gotten into painting. Carson power!
For that, Labour councillors accused me of spreading hate, reported me to the police, and Bracknell Forest Council launched a formal complaints investigation behind closed doors.
In April, I asked: – Would this impact housing? – Was it fair? – Would residents and veterans receive the same support? – Would health and education be affected? – Had vetting been done?
I’ve stayed quiet—until now. The truth has to come out. Bracknell Forest Council has tried to silence me for raising concerns about 300+ Afghans housed in a Bracknell hotel—using intimidation and weaponising complaints to shut down scrutiny of a government policy. 🧵 👇🏻