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what if instead of DigiKey it was DiddyKey and instead of them shipping electronics they shipped baby oil and molested you

I remember when I was like 10 a red lobster waitress told me that she was practicing to kill the lobsters by putting Sims into the pool and then removing the ladder

another domain name has hit the namecheap

I think I’m delusional enough to try a startup again

Just got laid off. If you need a web-ish* developer and are hiring remotely, give me a shout. * I have full general development skills, but everything is on the web these days, and so is a bunch of my experience

guess that’s it then

“how many shots from a Glock 19 can this P320 take???” YouTube slop coming soon

It’s not just x—it’s y.

surely we can just free market our way out of China’s infinite subsidies for their electronics (read -> warfighting) industry. I can’t even buy a US made BLDC!!!

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just threw away a pair of boxer briefs that was more hole than fabric. I’m growing up

to my haters: wait as long as possible to have kids. You need to be more mature and have more money. You’re just not ready yet! 25 is young btw

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you’re telling me that she married into the Cabot family from Fallout 4 and STILL cheated on her husband? He’s going to trap you in a mental institution and extract life extending goop from you FOREVER

Driving to the hospital when my wife went into unexpected labor (didn’t know at the time), a doe and fawn ran across the road in front of me. Might have been a sign

The Ripe

I have a gun.

having a baby is actually easy idk why people told me this was hard. way harder stuff has happened to me/I’ve had to do. I just wipe poop off of his butt and give him milk. perhaps everyone else is just stupid