guantanamo slay motherboarding

I am a stick figure in a gratuitously violent early 2000s flash game and god is a thirteen year old processing his parents divorce

i shaved fat ma & she started slobbing... calm down, you just getting a hair cut.

was reminded that I am very ANTI-TWEE and ANTI-WHIMSY. don't be adorkable around me.

moving way too human give that thing an xbox

this is 2000s yugioh card vibes where they take a fat round fuck and put wings on it a lot of yall arent seeing the vision

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I only go to a mangonada place if the google reviews photos its a large hand with press-ons holding it

when it starts getting serious for the straight onlyfans guy & he posts the pensively staring at the sunset pic straight couples do when theyre gonna have a baby and you know hes not gonna do digging in his butt videos anymore

But you're nice, so I'll stay Nevеr met a British girl, you say?

this made me kind of horny I forgot this was a hate tweet

🚨 | new Lana del Rey pic via rob grant

I've killed a lot of people, but it was always for love, so it doesn't really count. It's basically an entirely different thing.

following random zoo accounts is fun but I always have to stop myself from quote retweeting stack those rocks you fat bitch to a pic of monkeys playing cause a 19 yr old underpaid intern is going to read it

this sams club members mark strawberry lemonade grabbing my neck and pressing a tatted up hand on my stomach so he can feel it moving inside 😭

uma musume clips look like this to me

when a credit card reader is ran through and u can slap your flaccid card anywhere on it and itll take it>>>>

If you don't open your butt cheeks to the water while showering you should be giving out NO type of life advice

yall I only bought these cause they were on sale whys my throat numb & I cant sing anymore