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My mom found this awesome picnic basket for me and I’ve never seen a design like this before? So cool

*doing a bit that I forgot the word haircut and gesturing to my head* do you like my new shortcut
Bread is kind of the flower of the kitchen. Beautiful but molds fast. Anyway
Sean Evans: so Tom, in the 17 years between Gravity's Rainbow and Vineland, you reportedly slunk around Northern California, addicted to TV, sending crank letters to a local newspaper under the name "Wanda Tinasky"-- Thomas Pynchon (choking on NUCLEAR ASS hot sauce): holy fuck
That would be funny if Pynchon surprised everyone and gave a big splash interview for his new book this fall
I think I’ve been feeling out of sorts because I don’t have side bangs anymore
I think I’d be quite good at writing greeting cards! I love saying hello, thank you, sorry, congratulations, happy birthday