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i’ve deleted this app and just check in on browser a couple times a day. feels great. mobile browser experience sucks which keeps me off it. reach out if u wanna keep in touch elsewhere might just not come back one day

my nana framed this pic of me and @ApoloOhno in her “GRANDKIDS” collage 😂

have you kissed ass today anon?

If you’re seeing this, drop an old pic of yourself that you still love where i got the name

a little late but happy canada deh? my dad is a naturalized american citizen as he was born in canada. more concerned about his immigration status than i ever thought i would have to be

Otherside Update 🧵 But first, let’s take a look at some of the things we’ve been building.

did you touch ass ass today anon?

so @YouTube (at least on iOS app) skip button is broken. sometimes works sometimes doesn’t. i updated app and restarted phone. still forces u to watch two full ads then black screen instead of your video and then you have to quit app to resume. get ur shit together google

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

looks like the site owner realized he admitted he was fine with working with trump knowing he was in the epstein files

my dad thought cynthia erivo as elphaba was lady gaga and idk how to feel about that

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

“branched-chain amino acid aminos” which are redundant in a second way if your protein intake is adequate

i don’t like gose but couldn’t resist a magritte reference. pretty tasty actually. i agree ce n’est pas une bière cuz it has so much fruit juice it’s more like a fruit wine

chopped an onion for the first time without any eye irritation whatsoever wtf

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

🗺️🍕🥳 So much ❤️ to all the @Pizza_DAO members all over the world who made our 5th Global Pizza Party such a massive success yesterday. Here’s to many more! 🚀

i can’t believe we created a holiday to sell shame a guy for buying two pizzas 14 years ago

happy first billion dollar bitcoin pizza day!

🗺️🍕🥳 The global @Pizza_DAO community is throwing 420+ parties across more than 100 countries today. The first one starts in Christchurch at 5pm NZT (in about 2 hours). Happy Bitcoin Pizza Day, world! Find your local party below 👇