finally

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hope everyone is having a nice day inside my phone

if you make $30k/year, you are in the top 5% of income earners globally i’m sure this information makes absolutely nobody feel better about their situation

algo

wow bitcoin is at all time highs & everything went to zero

what if your coin doesn’t 10x, like what if you’re actually in a cult

god forgive me for my tweets that did not bang

hi excuse me, goodnight

i accidentally mentioned that i don’t fly economy to a regular person today

bitcoin is $117k & nobody has any money

hope everyone is having a nice day inside my phone

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wow we’re rich again

crypto twitter is 98% manipulative hypocrites and you’re all like “this app is free”

most of you have never seen a real bull run

saturday nite ct

i spoke with retail last night & they had no idea that anyone still uses twitter

oh no are we poor again

i love doing math at the salon they treat me like rain man