Hannah

That one couple from love island

Oh, him? That’s just the guy who goes everywhere with me and holds my bags. He’s my life size labubu

I got a bedazzled Eagles tank that’s giving Delco in a really positive way I’m obsessed

Tonight I learned of a real-life married couple who fell in love via their shared passion for niche dictionaries, historic place-names, and making lists of ancient grasses & flowers, and I really think the secret of a lasting relationship is being joyously unhinged together.

Starting off my morning with something light

I’m getting texts like it’s my family

“That coffee creamer is full of chemicals” my good sis, we could get nuked tomorrow idc abt chemicals it tastes so good

So specific and yet

oh boy! i can’t wait to see the ending!

For every 1 text you send me I will reply with 4 texts and it’s a horrible quality to have

i will not heal you, i will make you worse. i will be your joker origin story.

not the world being my oyster 😂

chatgpt agrees with you, your therapist agrees with you no one is left to tell you the truth besides toddlers and drunk people

Can I just say? I love when men wear slutty shorts keep up the good work boys

there is not a single person who deserves a drunk text from me

HBO really doesn’t have a show we can watch on Sunday nights like what is going on

Mr. and Mrs. Hurts posing with the Lombardi Trophy. 🦅💚 (📸: imvar on IG)

I love when I come home I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.