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baja blast. Duchess of draftkings. talents include the fitness gram pacer test and splitting the G: gators, guinness and golden state. I have a lot going on
im 6’1 and my gf is like 5’4 and it’s like living with a gnome
I bring a sort of brash, questionably conservative, overtly chaotic vibe to the function that some people really despise
Grab the guy I brought out one more time and watch me grab this unregistered firearm
He asked me for a p*ssy pic so I sent back a pic of the betting table minimum at the casino
Oh, him? That’s just the guy who goes everywhere with me and holds my bags. He’s my life size labubu
Same exact pics I posted earlier but sober enough to realize I like these more & fuck it, nothing matters. this isn’t inst*gram. idc sue me
Y’all turned “he ghosted me after raw sex on the 2nd date” into a tech startup. Lmfao. Be serious. If he cheats, cry. If he lies, block him. If he’s scary, run. If you need a Yelp for men you slept with, maybe the problem isn’t the men. Maybe you need to sit this one out and…
Tea is now the number one app on the App Store Tea is a women-only app where users anonymously share info and warnings about men to spot red flags and get feedback.
Number 5 was a bit direct, Liam
Winners Today 1. 99/99/9 gets completed in record time 2. Venus Williams winning in straight sets at 45 years old 3. Eddie laughing at Joey Chestnut asking if people can hear him 4. Bills bringing back red helmets 5. Baja Blast
Trauma dump Tuesday confessions of the day: - learned how to ride a bike today (I’m 25) - Accidentally sent my best friend’s cat to the shadow realm when we were 13 - Where does candle wax go?? - Butter is for fat people - Thought toucans died with the dinosaurs - Fed peanut M&Ms…
Camera roll pov drinking red wine at that one house you said you wouldn’t go back to
Monday = 11 Tuesday = 20 Wednesday = 7 Thursday = 16 Friday = 5 Saturday = 44 Sunday = 36 I don’t know. Don’t ask me. I’m sorry. I don’t know why.
91 is divisible by 13 and this is why I can’t sleep at night. Abomination by whoever invented numbers
WNBA players don’t deserve NBA salaries. Sorry. Not bc they’re women, but bc the league doesn’t bring in NBA money. Equal pay = equal % of revenue. You want max contracts? Match the ratings. Pack the arenas. Sell the merch. Respect isn’t owed, it’s earned. Not subsidized. Fewer…
the pump streams are really starting to come together man, I’m liking the direction also baja has a point here
First dates that don’t make my skin crawl: - Wine, park + sunset - Picnic w/ a few little snacks - walk a nice area + a sweet treat - speakeasy + good music - skeeball - ferry - outdoor market, fest, etc - arcade bar - sporting event - beach/beach bar - vineyard - bier garden
Ideal first date? 👀
Reasons why I hate 1st date dinner dates: - I can’t get to know you when we’re waiting for each other to chew - incredibly committal seating arrangement - usually no TVs - I hate small 2 person tables - I don’t eat that much & I eat slow - It is awkward when the tab comes out & I…
I don’t want a nonchalant man. I actually want him to be very chalant about me. Always chalanting around. As chalant and chaloir as possible please.