cat daddy
@gregarmstrong54
I give it less than a year before one of these things rips some 8 year olds arm off at a party
Wait until you find out how much it costs to make a pot of decent stew. If you don’t cook just say that
when people say that one meal of at home cooking costs something like $60 dollars i genuinely wish they’d explain what they’re cooking because this is just impossible
Whiskey, vodka, gin, brandy, wine, mead
what is the point of this
I imagine it’s a waste of a saints time writing down all my sins, surely there’s someone more worthy of the attention
Waymo is a godsend for working parents. Need to hand off the baby between meetings? Put them in a Waymo and send them to your partner across town. Impossible before now. Really grateful we have this technology 🙏
Waymo is a godsend for working parents. Need to hand off the baby between meetings? Put them in a Waymo and send them to your partner across town. Impossible before now. Really grateful we have this technology 🙏
I’m never gonna get to retire so this is about as close as I can get
Just found out my doctor is hella cool and an avid fisherman. Putting him on the sauce as we speak.
Being a balding man is a shameful endeavor. Put the fucking dog down, shave that horrendous noggin and let’s get it
hit a blinker off the pen stiller now im spending a night at the museum
Sometimes I don’t have time to properly spell things, I just wing it and send