Patch

@PatchMcScratchy

Freudian wet dream. My interests include EastEnders, Nintendo, and staring at your dad's crotch.

East London

Joined March 2009

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Patch@PatchMcScratchy · Sep 27

Running late 🤪

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Patch@PatchMcScratchy · Jul 20

If you’re unsure, I’m very happy to check 😌

NNew York Post@nypost · Jul 18

Do you have ‘summer long balls’? Awkward phenomenon could be uncomfortable — and may even impact your fertility trib.al/wCqTvhV

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Patch@PatchMcScratchy · Jul 20

Which scene in I Know What You Did Last Summer is this?

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Patch@PatchMcScratchy · Jul 20

I would come out to her

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Patch@PatchMcScratchy · Jul 20

Saw Jurassic World Rebirth and want the dad of that shipwrecked family to leave my hole looking like it’s been ravaged by a pack of velociraptors tbh?

PatchMcScratchy's tweet image. Saw Jurassic World Rebirth and want the dad of that shipwrecked family to leave my hole looking like it’s been ravaged by a pack of velociraptors tbh?

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Patch@PatchMcScratchy · Jul 11

Relatable

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Patch@PatchMcScratchy · Jul 10

long walks home 😌

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Patch@PatchMcScratchy · Jul 9

only ppl i know that dress like this do G 🫤

::(@itsoverkitten · Jul 9

Everyone mocked her but they’re dressing like her now

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𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚@beyoncegarden · Jul 6

are they okay omfg😭-

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Patch@PatchMcScratchy · Jul 6

#NewProfilePic

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Patch@PatchMcScratchy · Jul 6

i’m horny lol

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Patch@PatchMcScratchy · Jul 5

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Patch@PatchMcScratchy · Jun 22

Paint me like one of your pug girls

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Patch@PatchMcScratchy · Jun 21

Taking the Central Line during a heatwave

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Patch@PatchMcScratchy · Jun 21

everything reminds me of him 😔

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Patch@PatchMcScratchy · Jun 15

i fear it’s time to criminalise homosexuality again

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Patch@PatchMcScratchy · Jun 13

Excuse me?

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søcks@thegoodwar · Jun 9

Nicole Scherzinger may have won a Tony tonight but should've won a Grammy with this one

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Patch@PatchMcScratchy · Jun 8

this is cinema

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