Gnomtah

This is just not true

Just saw someone on the timeline refer to this as “the well known trans fit”

this is why 90s comics were so bad this is what all those artists were doing

Major overexerted myself water skiing yesterday and now I can’t get out of bed. Someone send me food

If a youtuber is sponsored by something, it’s a scam

One of my favorite things about the internet is that people think if someone laughs at them it’s because they’re secretly furious

days like these I curse the Chinese for inventing #GunnPowder

A concerning number of people appear to believe that it is impossible to be a good person if you have ever done bad things

By far the funniest thing about aging dirtbag goblins is how they seem to be completely unaware that 99% of forest gnomes do not listen to 1490s Dwarvcore

I liked superman's fights because the setup and payoff - he could beat up all these guys but they're playing dirty and he has to figure out the trick - is much more fun to me than "he needed to be stronger so he got a new form and had a hype moment" type sort of writing

They made woke kiwi farms

my landlord is billing me for Water 2

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller July 25,1947

Avocado toast at a cafe: $10 dollars Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25 Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute)

Everything is going to be alright ❤️ 🥹

Easiest way to tell someone knows absolutely nothing about China is when they call it a “homogenous society”