cris
@goldfiregodking
chasing the tail
I Looked Non Binary Af Last Night. I Was Scared! I Couldnt Change It. 😭

You never see worms popping out of apples anymore . Imagine Israel burning
i'd love to be a crossing guard. my job description would be "point cars and people in the direction they're already going."
when we’re in the clanker war and i come across Hastune Miku
alpha wolf: little chud little chud let me in 👹 little chud: not by the hair of my veiny aah dih 😭
When ur Boyfriend isn’t Replying it’s because he Hates you and Wants you to Die
there's an insta oomf that i am SUCH a hater about like i find everything about him to be fake and try hard but i do keep the follow on the off chance he wants to fuck someday
it takes a lot of skill to be as chill AND as intense as i am btw .
is it because you're in public and that's usually what people do
Do not ask me why i am wearing this shirt in this heat
if you put your phone down for a minute, or even just checked out a different part of the internet, you would immediately see how viciously untrue this is
nobody talks about how the internet killed regional culture. everyone under 30 has the same personality now. your grandparents' generation had accents, local customs, regional humor. you have tiktok trends and twitter discourse.