0 days without yanking it to lana del rey
@glutenfreeperc
As you can see, I’m choppin hella nuts.
Landing no flips to the kids bop version of Lucid Dreams is sooooo funny. I love them, they have no idea that they are true comedic geniuses in my world
Laid up #chilling #notfeelinggood pineapple juice in my coconut water - trying to not die
23 year old BetterHelp therapist prescribed me 14 hours of screentime
14 inch inseam jorts at the gym tonight
Depressed 6:30pm Sunday gym session, princess?
A fair price for a chance to do the slide
Landing gear bursts into flames on American Airlines plane at Denver airport. One person was injured.
If these cottage cheese pancakes aren’t good I will kms
Every time I listen to my playlists in the car I’m like damn I’m goated these songs rock
Not enough words in the English dictionary to describe how horny this Saturday morning is
Going to wear a $50 thong to the bars and smoke Marlboro golds tonight #ilovefridays
Got intimate with my racket on the tennis courts tonight. Beyond excited for my adult group lessons to start in a couple of weeks. #roadtowimbledon
Up at 6am donating to acquaintances of acquaintances of acquaintance’s gofundmes
i would post so many 3 like tweets from here
not to me. not in the world I live in
2 years ago today, Twitter became X.
“AI is taking everyone’s job. No one is safe.” Yeah, I’d love to see AI take away writing a couple checks and get it’s nails done at 10am on a Wednesday
$20 cover at the jazz club on a MONDAY NIGHT the saxophonist better blow My horn 😂