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@giltcomplex
“… a crossword constructor from Chicago and a keeper of about thirty thousand honeybees.”— The New Yorker
the only angel reese slander i will ever be party to is that the way she’s been doing her lip liner this week looks crazy like what’s going on there
motorcycle-riding ballerina
if you followed your childhood dream job, what would you be right now?
extremely fond of my first ever marketplace purchase lol
i'm hearing that ironing and pressing are not the same thing (back-and-forth vs. up-and-down motion) and i have never felt crazier in my life
in june i had a kind of horribly painful medical procedure so naturally a step in the healing process was to treat myself to a charm bracelet with michael jordan on it and its finally out for delivery
lyft driver telling us about the time he met jeffrey dahmer
claire and i are hanging out in a hotel lobby and this woman fully has her dog off-leash and wandering around while she works
My sister in christ you took a smiling photo with Netanyahu exactly two weeks ago
.@SenAmyKlobuchar: "Acute malnutrition is rising. Hundreds of Palestinians have been killed in recent weeks while seeking food, most in the vicinity of Gaza Humanitarian Foundation distribution sites and others on the routes of aid convoys. This is simply unacceptable."
love to accidentally send an astrology meme to the “zodiac, a film by david fincher” group text when i meant to send it to “z-heaux-diac”
i don't think your rom com not being funny counts as a twist but thats just me
i was having a bad day so i ate too much rice and made it worse
People are watching a system that is using mass starvation on tens of thousands of children in Gaza while severely punishing those protesting it and leadership of the nominally liberal party say absolutely nothing about it or openly cheerleads it.
BREAKING: Columbia University has announced mass sanctions on nearly 80 pro-Palestine protesters — they have been suspended for 1 to 3 years or expelled from Columbia for joining a protest at the university's Butler Library in May this year, according to Columbia University…