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LEAR JETS/ pilot/ father/ leo/ asylum patient My posts are in jest and in no way represent the opinions of myself or my employer(s).
Hello, welcome to my profile. If you have found or followed me for a salient, or "good" take I made on a mutuals post, please realize that those are few and far between. I can guarantee you that the overwhelming majority of my posts will not vibe with you.

Wow @grok estimate the amount of extra body fat he has, then calculate that into calories and translate that into rocket fuel. How far could a rocket fly with that fuel horizontally, and how many times could you fly from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem with it?
Release the hostages. Until then, starve away. (This is all a lie anyway. It amazes me that the media continues to regurgitate Muslim terror propaganda.)
some kid blew chunks of spaghetti and cake. its still warm and i’m out here pretending this isn’t the low point
seventeen thirty eight- eh- im like hey whats up hello
It's a testament to the man's greatness that even in death he could sling one more emotional spear into the heart of a soulless dyke haircut ballbusting shrew with cunt eyebrows whose primary legacy was peddling muckrake blog slop for a publication that should never have been.
Who thought this was a good idea fr? That Tea app gonna get somebody hurt. Imagine minding your biz & somebody put you on app like this.
Every day is a gift. Be grateful, say your prayers, and enjoy the ride.
Itch ate my CYOAs overnight. Awesome! I didn’t realize I forgot to ask some random Australian christofacists if I could sell short stories on the internet. My bad. I’ll keep that in mind next time.
they fucking did it they genetically edited mosquitoes so they can’t transmit malaria. and made the mutation self-replicating. edited mosquitoes and every descendant can’t infect humans.
We pay our respects to the Hulkster today, a mythological figure in the American cultural pantheon and a true YAYO Man. Rest in peace, brother. HH
Niggas will open a restaraunt in the ghetto and expect you to wait 30 minutes just to over pay for some shit called "blackened watermelon and menthol etouffee".