Scorched Earth Policy
@Scearpo
Chief of Staff at Remilia Corporation @remiliacorp333 Warlord Commander at YAYO Corporation @YayoCorp THIS IS NOT A PROMISE OF EQUITY OR OWNERSHIP IN ANYTHING
Welcome to a Grassroots Nuclear Holocaust, powered exclusively by a storyteller from an alternate reality that sometimes leaks into our own. Youtube channel for my vids and the Scorchcast: youtube.com/channel/UCNmpI… Big, best threads down below:
You ask who I am? I'll tell you
The second closest thing to freedom a man can feel is the wind blustering at his fingertips. The first is enough disposable income to do whatever the fuck he wants at an industrial scale, answering to no man, no government, only the wrath of God. I'm in a CULT and I know both.
Sometimes I wonder what would happen if I did a Jim Carrey Yes Man thing with every spammer in my DMs. Just said yes to every single fake protocol and pump group on Telegram, hired every moderator, viral hacker, and market guru. Paypigged the entire global south through my phone.…
The exact visual and audible sensation you experience walking from the living room to the bathroom 15 minutes into your 4th slug of ketamine.
The Game that will end wokeness... Game Journalists must be seething right now.
Your ancestors are looking down at you from a giant audience pit with spirit dollars squeezed in their hands screaming at the top of their lungs watching you go through life, gambling and chanting like a cockfight or a football game.
It's really funny watching zillenial Twitter uncs babble in their echo chamber about how zoomers aren't shotgunning cans of Tecate while Drake songs blare on a shitty bluetooth speaker or whatever the fuck they were doing in high school. If it wasn't apparent, Twitter is for…
“Zoomers, just invite people over!” Do you know how hard it is to get zoomers to show up anywhere An entire generation of flakes It’s not even rudeness it’s just some sort of social stunted development
McMaster-Carr is the grizzled old dude sitting on the same stool behind the parts counter every single time you walk in the door. He doesn't move off it. It may actually be a part of his anatomy. He's somewhat portly with peanut shell fragments in his beard. The popcorn…
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Men don’t like dating events for the same reason they don’t like dating apps. A man’s life is beset on all sides by the imposition of structure. Being a man is about navigating a world of barriers, structures, logistics, and obligations. Every single aspect of male existence is…
I’m actually not sure why this is the case but have heard of it happening
This week in REMILIA REVIEWS: The Impossible Mission of Tom Cruise. Link in the QT!
REMILIA REVIEWS: Tom Cruise is trying his hardest to be the Messiah who saves film humanevents.com/2025/06/06/rem…