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@georgeskrait
That’s assault brotha
Ripping ass from the other room and my chick talkin bout “what u say babe?” Lmfao
Me to my gf and her pregnant sister after I make them drive me on the golf cart to the campground bathroom bc I’m wasted and have to take a shit: “as you were ladies”
“Euphoria star”
The Sydney Sweeney Economy is booming. Dr. Squatch— • Launches Sydney Sweeney bathwater soap • Bought by Unilever one month later American Eagle— • Launches Sydney Sweeney ad campaign • Shares pop 11% at the open • Adds $200 million in market cap
Contender for craziest piece of merch I’ve copped shouts @BandofNOTHING

Tried to send this to my group chat and accidentally airdropped it to my neighbor 👍
Driving through Seattle rn making this face
Mexican dishwashers every fucking day
There's a new Marvel out that's supposed to be nuts
Serving kids at the bar born in 2004
meeting a colleague born in 2004
You all know dispensary joints don’t burn right bc they weren’t rolled with love right?
Grey wife beater ✔️ Gucci sunglasses ✔️ Blood incantation snap back ✔️
I will beat this thing to death with a baseball bat
Uncle Bot update: he's making moves and signing deals you wouldn't believe. But will the fame and the money get to his head?
Red alert Tony soprano mode activated there are birds in the nest. I repeat there are birds in the nest in my backyard in a nest that I thought was abandoned

What the fuck 😂😂
McNulty undercover on a new detail 10 minutes after hearing the news.
Sorry I’m late I was watching videos of people making chickens and lobsters fall asleep
Is the pancake in the room with us right now
Buttermilk pancakes with blueberry lavender compote topped with whipped maple butter and local heather honey
Man my chick be on my ass about drinkin less beers at the crib (she’s right) Started lacing the fridge with la croixs now all the sudden I’m the bad guy for drinking 17 sparkling waters in like 3 days CRUCIFY ME
Barback at best intentions recognized my sea of shit shirt, certified ball knower