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halfway between the irreplaceable and the interchangeable
I will be first in line to join the Pinkertons to destroy the MLB umpire union
I’m back: I’ll be at PNC Park today to watch the best pitcher ever. If Skenes K’s 5 Dbacks a follower will get a Paul Skenes jersey. If he strikes out 5 and the Buccos win 3 followers will get Paul Skenes jerseys. All that you have to do: Is follow me and retweet this post. Fun!
Like it says in the Book of Revelation, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em #666 #hailhaliban

Tucker Carlson has gone public with the news that he was physically attacked by a demon. This is true. He told me about it a year ago. Terrifying stuff. youtube.com/watch?v=LDIqoP…
Tucker Carlson has gone public with the news that he was physically attacked by a demon. This is true. He told me about it a year ago. Terrifying stuff. youtube.com/watch?v=LDIqoP…
Fuck John Fisher. Fuck Rob Manfred. There’s nothing else that needs to be said today besides that.
If you want to argue that ethical and strategic commitments are in tension with analytical rigor, you might want the latter to have some meaning besides a blunt opposition to the young people in your proximity.
Loser ass mayor 🤝 loser ass team
As your Mayor, I'm speaking from my City Hall office with a very important announcement. I am proud to share that I have made my decision, and an agreement has been reached to ensure that our Sixers are staying home. I wholeheartedly believe this is the right deal for the People…
Even entertaining the idea of moving Cruz off SS has always been a litmus test for whether someone knows ball. It's usually a test for a few other things, as well...
Pirates had a bad loss, but baseball is sort of indifferent to the bad feelings on any given night (except in the playoffs). 7-5 post-ASB is fantastic. 12 more games just as tough coming up.